I, on the other hand, have made a career out of being the hold out vote.
And by way of weighing in on the raging debate that's going on as to whether Two And A Half Men should continue, who should replace Charlie Sheen, should Charlie Sheen be replaced, should the networks forgive him, should he forgive the networks, will the show be back, is the show really over, ad nausem, here's my suggestions as to what to do during that thirty mintues each week that the programs airs (or aired, when and if the time comes)....
Walk on the treadmill and listen to Bruno Mars' great CD...
Clean out that closet or (if you live in the Deep South) take down those Christmas decorations...
Make love to your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend...all at once or one at a time, what the hell, it's a free country...
Play with your kids...
Play with your grandkids...
Read a book...
The energy that I have expended in the last four or five minutes to write this piece is about four and half minutes more than the energy that any more conversation about Two and Half Men deserves.
It's a TV show.
Not a reason for living.
And if, for some reason, that last statement is, in fact, not a truth in your life, please contact me.
I'll be more than happy to start a fundraiser to buy you a treadmill.
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