"..The Ultimate Actor's Connundrum...How Do You Portray A Character Who Is Already Portraying A Character?..."

Stefania has made it known that when (if?) the movie of her life is made, she would like to see herself portrayed by...

Marisa Tomei.

Three thoughts occur.

First, upon hearing this, Tomei will be either flattered, excited...or start thinking about going into witness protection.

Second, if she decides to actually do it, you just gotta know they're going to try and figure out some way they can make a cameo by George Costanza work.

And, third, I'm thinking that a "life of Gaga" movie would make "My Cousin Vinny" look like "Citizen Kane"....

Ga-ga..roh-roh-ah.